Phat Wallet
It’s always interesting to me the things I find when I clear out my wallet.
Well, this time it is with feelings tinged with melancholy that I do so yet
again. My wallet is too fat with worthless crap (no money in there either).
In the immortal words of Gael* - "My ass just can’t take any more."
Too bad Spicy Meat & Rice, TBTBE®, and The ‘Trench
didn’t have a club card, ‘cuz I’d surely have one and no doubt toil over its
exclusion from my wallet. So I bit thee a fond farewell, (i) my paradise fitness
card that was neither to me, (ii) my 5 Star Diver’s club card that I never used
and (iii) my Student ID that I never needed.
(flings into trash can)
–dan
*Told you I’d get you back for correcting me, Gael. 
