Did

Today’s Quote:

Did’s the stuff that’s already done what does is gonna try to do.

                                              –Louis Armstrong

Good stuff.

–dan

I have the solution. It’s not my own, however.

The list of items we cannot carry on board a commercial aircraft is becoming
so long that they should switch it to the things we can carry on. Of
course, the lines are longer than ever at the TSA stand that the decrease in
the amount of baggage may actually be a good thing. Less baggage, less to scan,
faster lines.

I’m sure that smells too much like common sense for TSA, so I’ll skip the separate
"nothing to check line" argument.

Following the previous line of logic, my dad had an idea that everyone should
be required to wear a hospital gown on board. This would go a
long way to eliminating the lines at the "scanner" machine - WTF will
you have that could possibly set the scanner off? You’re wearing little
paper slippers and a cotton gown.

The line moves much
faster.

And - **and** nobody is bitching because they’re too busy laughing and trying
to keep their ass out of public view.

This gives the average public person much more leverage in the event of a hijacking.
Let’s face it folks, we have a lot of ugly people in this country (present party
included) - would you risk a fight with someone at 30,000 feet with the risk
of a handfull of ass?

I sure wouldn’t.

Hell, even if it’s a suicide mission, these people have standards - perhaps
not morals, but standards nonetheless. If they flinch or hesitate for just a
second, we can have a veritable orgy of ugly, exposed asses right on their face.

–dan